I'm bored, and I'm procrastinating writing my current events paper (the US buying out the Taliban, HELL YEA~!!!!) so what else to do than update my journal by doing nonsensical things??

What color/kind of socks are you wearing?
[ ] Red = loud
[ ] Green = stupid
[X] None = freaky
[ ] Fuzzy = gorgeous
[ ] Yellow = innocent
[ ] Purple = a little too happy
[ ] Black = emo
[ ] Stripes = funny
[ ] Gray = skanky
[ ] Pink = preppy
[ ] Light blue = sweaty
[ ] Other = hot
[ ] White = sexy

What kind of bottom half are you wearing?
[ ] Shorts = cutie
[ ] Skirt/skort = skank
[ ] Corduroy = faggot homosexual
[ ] Tight jeans = scene kid
[ ] Ripped jeans = emo
[ ] Cammo = cage fighter
[ ] Jeans = prep
[ ] Cargo = clown
[ ] Sweats = athlete
[ ] Boxers = brat
[ ] Booty shorts = female
[ ] Capris = Gangster
[ ] Nothing = hoe
[ ] Dickies = weirdo
[ ] Bikini bottoms = tiki girl
[ ] Skinny jeans = beast
[X] Other = sex addict <-----------how the hell are pajamas not on here?!


What is your natural hair color?
[ ] Auburn = that every one wants to make out with
[ ] Blonde = with a broken heart
[ ] Black = with a sexy smile
[ ] Dark brown = with a hot boyfriend/girlfriend
[X] Red = that likes to have fun
[ ] Brown = who loves to be different
[ ] Dirty blonde= with sexy eyes
[ ] Bald = with herpes
[ ] Other = with a nice ass

Pick the month you were born on:
[ ] 1 = who ate
[ ] 2 = who needed
[ ] 3 = who killed
[ ] 4 = who shot
[ ] 5 = who killed
[X] 6 = who smoked with
[ ] 7 = who farted on
[ ] 8 = who ran shirtless with
[ ] 9 = who got stabbed horribly by
[ ] 10 = who cuddled with
[ ] 11 = who slept with
[ ] 12 = who ran naked with

Pick the day you were born on:
[ ] 01 = the kool-aid man
[ ] 02 = a dog
[ ] 03 = a shoe
[ ] 04 = a toothbrush
[ ] 05 = Santa Claus
[ ] 06 = The Trojan man
[ ] 07 = Barney the dinosaur
[ ] 08 = a prostitute
[ ] 09 = a porn star
[ ] 10 = a bag of weed
[X] 11 = a lover
[ ] 12 = a glass of milk
[ ] 13 = a horse
[ ] 14 = a lesbian
[ ] 15 = a stripper
[ ] 16 = a pickle
[ ] 17 = a jew
[ ] 18 = a homo
[ ] 19 = an orange
[ ] 20 = a dildo
[ ] 21 = a homeless guy
[ ] 22 = a whore
[ ] 23 = my crush
[ ] 24 = an easter egg
[ ] 25 = a jar of honey
[ ] 26 = a condom
[ ] 27 = a bowl of cereal
[ ] 28 = a french fry
[ ] 29 = Micheal Jackson
[ ] 30 = Paris Hilton
[ ] 31 = YOUR MOM

Pick the color of the shirt you are wearing
[ ] White = because I love marijuana
[x] Black = because I'm sexy as hell
[ ] Pink = because the voices told me to
[ ] Blue = because I have AMAZING boobs
[ ] Red = because I'm a pimp and you're jealous
[ ] Polka Dots = because I hate my life
[ ] Purple = because I'm gay
[ ] Gray = because I got dared
[ ] Other = because that's how I roll
[ ] Green = because I'm good in bed
[ ] Orange = because I smoke crack
[ ] Turquoise = because I have a noodle in my nose
[ ] Brown = because I had to
[ ] Shirtless = because I've got abs



Estoy...: FREAKY SEX ADDICT THAT LIKES TO HAVE FUN WHO SMOKED WITH A LOVER BECAUSE I'M SEXY AS HELL.

I am rather freaky; no comment on the sex addict ; smoking is disgusting; when did i have a lover?; and yes, i am quite sexy.



i'm bored again (HUZZAH!) so i'm doing another one of these things (once more, HUZZAH!).
P.S. somebody talk to me, ish dying~!!!!!!!!!!


[x] - You like cheese.
[ ] - You hate peanuts.
[ ] - You agree that this quiz is random.
[x] - You have farted today. >.>
[x] - You have choked on something.
[ ] - You are a writer. <------my mind isn't focused enough, or i would
[ ] - You smoke
[x] - You like to swim. <-----in the ocean
[x] - You have farted more than once today. <------don't judge!
[x] - You like ice cream.

TOTAL SO FAR = 6

[x] - You have lied more than 10 times. <-----lying is how i make a living ^^
[ ] - You are an only child. <------if only.....
[ ] - You have more than 3 pets.
[ ] - You prefer water to other drinks.
[ ] - You are an alcoholic.
[x] - You are under 20 years old.
[ ] - You are over 30 years old.
[ ] - You have a boyfriend/girlfriend. <------- T______T no, and thanks for that
[ ] - You like jewelry.
[ ] - Your favorite music genre is rock.

TOTAL SO FAR = 8

[x] - You weigh more than 140 lbs. <-------THIS QUIZ MAKES ME FEEL TERRIBLE!!!
[x] - You like pirates. <-----GO SOMALIA PIRATES GO~!!!!
[x] - You like anime. <----with a passion
[x] - You are a fangirl/fanboy of something. <----yes, SOMETHING
[x] - You take a prescription drug every day.
[ ] - You have a job. <-----------*insert hysterical laughter* as if i could be part of the work force....
[x] - You live with your parents.
[x] - You like to eat eggs. <-----HARD BOILED
[ ] - You have a religion.
[ ] - You dress stranger than other people. <-----which other people??

TOTAL SO FAR = 15

[x] - You have had diarrhea in the past 2 weeks. <----hey, at least i'm honest ^^'
[x] - You have eaten something odd before. <----hashbrown on a sausage McGriddle (f***ing tasty!)
[ ] - You are bad at math.
[x] - You love electronics. <----I COULD LIVE W/O STEVE (laptop) AND ALPHONSE (PS3)!!!!
[x] - Someone/something has pissed you off in the past week. <----anything and everything
[x] - You cuss a lot. <-----like a dirty sailor!
[x] - You believe in aliens. <-----don't be egocentric; we aren't the only ones out there
[x] - You play video games. <------YESSSSSSS, I LOVE YOU LEGEND OF ZELDA!!!!!!!
[x] - You have low self-esteem. <-------enough to probably warrant therapy
[x] - You carry a purse. <----where else should i put all my shit? i don't gots pockets!

TOTAL SO FAR = 24

[ ] - You like flowers.
[x] - You are bisexual or homosexual. <-------..............will i be judged for this.......?? i'm coming out of the closet on f***ing Deviantart, what the hell?!
[ ] - You are a Capricorn or a Scorpio.
[ ] - You have used tarot before.
[ ] - You believe in ghosts. <------not visible ones; "spirits" could be possible
[ ] - You think *The-Fun-Group is awesome. <------eh?
[ ] - You like =Fotus9's horoscopes better than *An-Unsure-Thing's. <-----huh?
[ ] - You thought today's funny saying was really funny. <-----dwah??
[ ] - You have gotten one of the daily riddle's right. <-----erm...?
[x] - You have gotten in/came close to being in a fist fight. <----lolz that was fun!

TOTAL SO FAR = 26

[x] - You like fire. <------EL FUEGO EL FUEGO~!!!!!
[ ] - You have fainted or passed out before.
[ ] - You have a high school diploma. <-----will i actually graduate...?
[x] - You live in America. <-----IN AMERICA!!
[x] - You use hand sanitizer a lot. <----- i work with kids, it's necessary
[x] - You consider yourself a nerd. <------of the highest degree
[ ] - You have tried chewing tobacco. <----BARF
[ ] - You are a conspiracy theorist.
[ ] - You sleep in the nude. <-----would you like to find out?

TOTAL SO FAR = 30

[X] - You have imagined yourself being famous. <----yea, on America's Most Wanted
[x] - You own a stuffed animal. <-----yea, and they're cute so STOP JUDGIN!!!
[ ] - You like watermelon.
[ ] - You live in Europe.
[x] - You have a fetish for something. <------..................ehehhheeeeee *awkwardly looks away*
[x] - You fidget a lot.
[x] - You agree that this quiz has nothing to do with anything.
[ ] - You won't re-post this quiz.
[x] - You have your own personal computer and don't share one. <----yesssssss and i've never been happier
[ ] - You have a brother. <-----OH THANK JESUS NO!


TOTAL SO FAR = 36

[x] - You can cook well. <---you said "well" not "awesome" so yea
[ ] - You like to party. <---i like silence
[x] - You are a bad dancer.
[ ] - You are a professional dancer.
[x] - You have crossed paths with a black cat.
[x] - You have a friend that you think is crazy. <----ALL of them are
[x] - You have under 10 good, close friends. <-----i don't need any more
[x] - You are anticipating your answer to this quiz.
[x] - You have ran away from something. <---FROM EVERYTHING
[ ] - You have watched the movie: "X Men 3".

TOTAL SO FAR = 43

[x] - You like to mix soft drinks together. <----but never mountain dew
[x] - You have done an odd experiment. <----what do you mean by "experiment"?
[x] - People have stared at you oddly in public. <---yea, cuz they thought i was married to my dad and my sister was our daughter;for the record, i did not marry a 43 yr. old man and give birth at the age of 8, thank you very much
[x] - Your grandmother(s) are still alive.
[ ] - You have a step-mom or dad.
[ ] - You hate to be tagged.
[ ] - You have been a member to dA for under 3 months.
[ ] - You have a dA subscription.
[ ] - Your hair is brown. <-----on some days, but not really
[x] - You love to eat candy. <----CRUNCH BAR

TOTAL SO FAR = 48

[x] - You have dressed up for Halloween.
[x] - You love cats. <----cuz they dance dance dance and they dance dance dance
[x] - You have a quirky personality. <---yea, let's call it "quirky"....
[ ] - You are a tea addict.
[ ] - You live near a body of water.
[x] - You have had a toothache. <----it's called tooth extraction surgery
[ ] - You currently have to go to the bathroom. <----actually, i went back when i had checked about 45 of these
[x] - You like reading others' answers to "What would you do?". <----yea, even though they lie
[ ] - You are a vegetarian/vegan. <----NEVER!! ALL HAIL THE BEEF!!!!!
[x] - You use the term: "Epic Fail". <----is fun
GRAND TOTAL = 54

A moose humping a guardrail......well, those guardrails are pretty attractive. They were asking for it!

0-25 = A spaceship.
26 = Corn.
27 = The Chosen One.
28 = A donkey.
29 = Flashlight.
30 = Weed.
31 = Stalker.
32 = Poodle.
33 = A turd.
34 = Pacifier.
35 = Chili.
36 = A continent.
37 = Bamboo.
38 = A Nissan Skyline.
39 = Pedophile.
40 = A rather large and smelly fish.
41 = Parachute.
42 = Mob of angry sheep.
43 = A clone of yourself.
44 = A mortified chocolate deer antler.
45 = Pincushion.
46 = Toilet seat.
47 = Ninja.
48 = Psycho passion fruit.
49 = Yellow snow.
50 = Flammable.
51 = A poison Easter basket.
52 = A dirty diaper.
53 = Mammary gland.
54 = A moose humping a guardrail.
55 = An illegal immigrant.
56 = Tofu.
57 = Microscopic testicle fuzz.
58 = Staple gun.
59 = Tail feather.
60 = A white rapper.
61 = A shotgun shell.
62 = Sexy as hell.
63 = A popcorn fart.
64 = A rusty, herpes infected needle.
65 = Fortune cookie.
66 = Barack Obama.
67 = Chinchilla.
68 = Weapon of mass destruction.
69 = An epic failure at everything.
70 = Sweat.
71 = Naughty nymphomaniac.
72 = Bicycle tire.
73 = A semi-proportionate and anonymous fish scale.
74 = The Bubonic Plague.
75 = Turkey.
76 = Amoeba.
77 = A lice-infected hobo.
78 = The ruler of all evil.
79 = Horny toad.
80 = Fairy Godmother.
81 = Tuba.
82 = Anorexic llama capillary.
83 = Moldy snot.
84 = Miley Cyrus wannabe.
85 = Doppelganger.
86 = Future porn star.
87 = Unnatural disaster.
88 = Statistical database.
89 = Genital lice.
90 = Rocket launcher.
91 = Ruby vomit.
92 = Maggot.
93 = Selfish antagonistic poofing cat.
94 = Pudding.
95 = A gravy train.
96 = Santa Claus.
97 = Paris Hilton's big toe.
98 = Decaying insect corpse.
99 = Blood bank.
100 = Freak of nature and humanity.